Enjoy.

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

(Source: herotox, via ruinedchildhood)


this is fucking terrifying

this is fucking terrifying

(Source: mark2twainz, via zackisontumblr)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via zacterium)

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via ganymede-star-power)

tyleroakley:

drunktrophywife:

vinebox:

Feeding the wild Teddy Bears

THIS FUCKED ME IP

ABSOLUTELY NOT

(Source: vinebox)

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

“I forgot what I sent you”
— ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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