Enjoy.

since1969:

Sleevefaces

i love these

(Source: schrodinger-is-in-the-box, via thelynchbizkit)

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

(via cokeflow)

thelynchbizkit:

8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

at least its acurate

thelynchbizkit:

8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

at least its acurate

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via penguinize)

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

(via twerkittwerkitrealgood)